Just a girl

with green eyes and a morbid sense of humor




do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via not-nadia)


No one ever said babies weren’t cute. 

Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)

(via not-nadia)

  • other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
  • america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
  • other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
  • america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
  • other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
  • america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
  • other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
  • america: if only there was a way.............................



all these weak ass fuck boys can kiss my ass i don’t care if my attitude pisses them off i would rather be perceived as conceited than go back to being self-conscious self loathing mess i used to be 


(via becoming-glorious)




The way “hoe” and “girl” can be used interchangeably. ..

And I say that to say

Niggas are always like

"if you ain’t a hoe, you shouldn’t be offended"

but I’m a girl and the way they’re using girl to be synonyms with hoe is extremely indicative of what they’re really trying to say 

and how “female” is the all inclusive way to say it without saying it.

(via becoming-glorious)

My drunk uncle (Sam)